tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-134830813707647265.post3504342586492829142..comments2014-08-24T22:43:42.555-06:00Comments on alfred lives here: Stupid Things That Annoy The Crap Out Of Me, Special Travel Edition...Brahm Kornbluthhttps://plus.google.com/108254435819872474062noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-134830813707647265.post-79974143998253654592010-08-27T05:38:29.416-06:002010-08-27T05:38:29.416-06:00That&#39;s why it is better to fly at the front of...That&#39;s why it is better to fly at the front of the plane, honey (First Class or Business Class). Oh, and Malaysia Airlines is a wonderful airline!Kevinhttp://www.beinbalance.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-134830813707647265.post-16664748442161575852010-08-26T18:33:54.342-06:002010-08-26T18:33:54.342-06:00My last flight went fine. The one before there, th...My last flight went fine. The one before there, the 3 year old in the seat beside me decided I should marry his dad. He talked to me for the entire 2 hour flight. He loves Batman, coloring, swimming, catching crickets and fireflies, and his dad is his best friend. He also thinks that flying is really cool, he gets to do it every.......yes, it is possible for your ears to bleed from pure exhaustion.Wicked Shawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15282245236349511047noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-134830813707647265.post-66909748170153999442010-08-26T15:20:14.749-06:002010-08-26T15:20:14.749-06:00Hey - thanks for checking out my blog! My fiancee...Hey - thanks for checking out my blog!<br /><br />My fiancee and I flew out to the West Coast last fall. It was my fist time on a commercial plane, and I wasn&#39;t happy about it. I don&#39;t do well in cramped spaces, surrounded by cranky people, for long periods of time. Luckily, I didn&#39;t encounter any of the types of folks you describe here. I might have had to punch them in the throat.Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05431248436494081319noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-134830813707647265.post-721314934716569462010-08-26T15:12:17.073-06:002010-08-26T15:12:17.073-06:00Asshats indeed! And speaking of asshats, google p...Asshats indeed!<br /><br />And speaking of asshats, google placed an ad for Malaysia Airlines? Interesting choice, never been there, never flown with them, they are of course an airline, and not showing much love to the airlines here --- I guess that is the themed randomness of the interwebz!Brahm (alfred lives here)http://www.blogger.com/profile/11883394577835241921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-134830813707647265.post-68925003407382933662010-08-26T12:49:09.160-06:002010-08-26T12:49:09.160-06:00I love it when they sell you the headphones (cause...I love it when they sell you the headphones (cause you forgot yours...again) and then the entertainment system is broken. Asshats.Elly Louhttp://www.bugginword.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-134830813707647265.post-27782701932358456602010-08-26T11:38:49.726-06:002010-08-26T11:38:49.726-06:00Ha! I&#39;ll have to write down my observations th...Ha! I&#39;ll have to write down my observations the next time I&#39;m on a plane. Although I don&#39;t think they&#39;ll be much different from what you observed.<br /><br />I&#39;ll never understand why every airplane seems to be full of people who seem like they&#39;ve never flown before. It makes you just wanna pop the emergency exit like that flight attendant did a few weeks ago.madtexter (corey james)http://www.blogger.com/profile/17405501521311725446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-134830813707647265.post-68598811236339449992010-08-26T11:29:11.479-06:002010-08-26T11:29:11.479-06:00i love how at the end of reading your post, Google...i love how at the end of reading your post, Google Reader placed an advertisement for Malaysia Airlines,hihi.Wupppyhttp://sidetracked.wupppy.nlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-134830813707647265.post-22951453776109601032010-08-26T09:47:14.939-06:002010-08-26T09:47:14.939-06:00I find flying totally frustrating....sure you get ...I find flying totally frustrating....sure you get there quickly. But is it worth it? You are a wreck on arrival!<br />JimJabacuehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11199777195853274898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-134830813707647265.post-24397680950167068642010-08-26T09:25:50.966-06:002010-08-26T09:25:50.966-06:00Jackasses. Why would anyone ever trust teens?! Tha...Jackasses. Why would anyone ever trust teens?! That&#39;s just asking for trouble. Also, the last time I flew I had to do so risking my life. I wasn&#39;t able to buckle up at all because mcFatty was sharing a seat with me, literally. I hate to fly.Singlemamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02443342442596675906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-134830813707647265.post-30154051023753680992010-08-26T08:13:27.580-06:002010-08-26T08:13:27.580-06:00Lol ... I once flew from Newcastle (UK) to Amsterd...Lol ... I once flew from Newcastle (UK) to Amsterdam, a flight that lasts 1 hr 20 mins - and waited over 3 hours for my suitcase! Apparently there were so few people on my flight, the jerkwad (I like that word!) ground crew wouldn&#39;t bring the luggage as it &#39;wasn&#39;t worth the extra ride out to the plane&#39; ... like we believed THAT excuse! More like they &#39;temporarily misplaced&#39; the contents of the hold!<br />Madness.Gillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04378862334037583395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-134830813707647265.post-91554179559474286592010-08-26T06:58:13.211-06:002010-08-26T06:58:13.211-06:00Debra your bag was first off? Aaaargh! Uh, I mean ...Debra your bag was first off? Aaaargh! Uh, I mean happy for you.<br /><br />I like being other places, I just don&#39;t like the part of getting there. Whoever said it&#39;s all about the journey was a moron.Brahm (alfred lives here)http://www.blogger.com/profile/11883394577835241921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-134830813707647265.post-49728950961892294912010-08-26T06:48:04.910-06:002010-08-26T06:48:04.910-06:00Funny!!! Though not to you probably... If you p...Funny!!! Though not to you probably... <br /><br />If you plan on visiting San Diego be prepared to wait at least 34 minutes for your baggage to appear. And that&#39;s on a good day.JenniferfromLaJollahttp://theworldaccordingtojennifer.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-134830813707647265.post-56491361536284715592010-08-26T06:17:16.472-06:002010-08-26T06:17:16.472-06:00Thanks so much for this post! I needed the laugh ...Thanks so much for this post! I needed the laugh (sorry it was at your expense) and it relates to me well as I board a plane today. One episode of a 2 parter? These people are either idiots or are bitter and knew exactly what they were doing! My flight will only be about 50 minutes so I am stressing about the carry on thing. Hmmm...pack shit that they will take away from me (shampoo, lighter, lube) on the carry-on or check it and risk my luggage getting lost YET AGAIN??? The drama.Nickihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13877564312244508811noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-134830813707647265.post-60082943792250708932010-08-26T04:42:52.634-06:002010-08-26T04:42:52.634-06:0034 minutes for your luggage..... that&#39;s not to...34 minutes for your luggage..... that&#39;s not too bad when you look at how long it takes at Heathrow. More than once I have waited over an hour. The place is a complete joke!<br /><br />Bummer about the two-part show! Who&#39;s idea was that then?Annie (Lady M) xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00086309578820420578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-134830813707647265.post-83430752774390578542010-08-26T03:49:51.725-06:002010-08-26T03:49:51.725-06:00If we are going to be driven crazy, we&#39;ll do o...If we are going to be driven crazy, we&#39;ll do our own driving thank you.<br /><br />No need to fly to get aggravated when we got it covered right here on the ground right? (-:Mrsblogalothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09754196222405796214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-134830813707647265.post-7615748915632066482010-08-25T23:24:01.020-06:002010-08-25T23:24:01.020-06:00oh man oh man I know! my last job required a lot o...oh man oh man I know! my last job required a lot of travel. and oh boy is that a clusterfuck. <br /><br />I love to travel. I hate the getting there and coming home. working on teleportation. who&#39;s with me?andygirlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11639545596114354278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-134830813707647265.post-825697450388485552010-08-25T22:03:14.953-06:002010-08-25T22:03:14.953-06:00Screaming kids and crying babies and the parents w...Screaming kids and crying babies and the parents who pretend they cant hear them! <br /><br />Big Hint Here- Im on Kindle now.. juss sayinMidwestern Mama Hollyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15569223180072244956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-134830813707647265.post-58439664072363499032010-08-25T21:25:29.778-06:002010-08-25T21:25:29.778-06:00I&#39;ve never flown... but I have worked in a bow...I&#39;ve never flown... but I have worked in a bowling alley. I can sympathise with the shirts and the fact that they tend to travel in packs. Picture them hungry and me alone in the kitchen. -shivers-. I hope you had a good business trip (is that possible?) to make up for the crappy flight.Laurenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12082710284244037843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-134830813707647265.post-42203409931018778742010-08-25T20:08:27.939-06:002010-08-25T20:08:27.939-06:00Number 5 would drive me crazy! I hate being forced...Number 5 would drive me crazy! I hate being forced to watch tv ads!Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14112741006863703910noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-134830813707647265.post-53514723796097954432010-08-25T19:40:19.780-06:002010-08-25T19:40:19.780-06:00Very well said! The carry on luggage DRIVES ME CR...Very well said! The carry on luggage DRIVES ME CRAZY!! The airlines can start limiting this any time!Michael Rivershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03150521605239853555noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-134830813707647265.post-40515646225838988002010-08-25T19:37:26.111-06:002010-08-25T19:37:26.111-06:00I guess now is not the time to tell you that the l...I guess now is not the time to tell you that the last time I flew, my bag was Number One on the carousel. YES!!! It&#39;s like winning the lottery!Debra She Who Seekshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01845703092794695023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-134830813707647265.post-57051938913383375862010-08-25T18:23:52.760-06:002010-08-25T18:23:52.760-06:00Sounded like a good trip. When I moved from Vanco...Sounded like a good trip. When I moved from Vancouver to Pa the movie they played on the plane was &#39;Of Mice and Men&quot; So not only was I upset about leaving a province and country I loved. I was leaving everything I knew, friends, job, home. It was nice that the airline topped it off by playing one of the saddest movies on the planet. (okay they didn&#39;t know what I was going through, but still every body on the plane was crying). I was a wreck by the time they landed. (oh and my connection flight took off before the plane I was on landed. and no, my current plane was not late). What a nightmare,bmat10http://bmat10.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-134830813707647265.post-60441729228771776672010-08-25T18:06:48.208-06:002010-08-25T18:06:48.208-06:0010 fine reasons why I don&#39;t fly.10 fine reasons why I don&#39;t fly.injaynesworldhttp://injaynesworld.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.com