Comments on alfred lives here: Holy crap, the internet says I'm dying!

Yes. If you ever don't want to sleep at night....

2010-06-13T19:19:40.906-06:00

Yes. If you ever don't want to sleep at night. Log onto webmd and type in something about yourself.

Nice information, this really useful for me. There...

2010-02-27T00:05:56.635-07:00

Nice information, this really useful for me. There is nothing to argue about.
Keep posting stuff like this i really like it. Thanks.

lol I did the same thing going online when i was s...

2010-02-21T21:07:16.053-07:00

lol I did the same thing going online when i was sick one time and it made me so paranoid that I'm sure I psychologically made myself feel worse than i was! I told the doctor i went online and she looked at me with those "you dumbass" eyes and said "Don't ever go on the internet to find out what's wrong with you cause you'll just end up thinking you're dying" lol...

Okay Mr B, I think thanks for pointing me towards ...

2010-02-21T20:58:05.273-07:00

Okay Mr B, I think thanks for pointing me towards the creepy death clock

It says I will die on Wednesday March 14, 2040...

so what do I make of that?

I suppose then it would be better if I did not dir...

2010-02-21T19:07:58.501-07:00

I suppose then it would be better if I did not direct you to the following: http://www.deathclock.com/

I wouldn't take it too seriously, they even say that on the website. Besides it tells me I'm going to live to the ripe old age of 83 and at this rate there ain't no way. LOL

Sounds like when I took my first psych class as an...

2010-02-21T13:22:21.353-07:00

Sounds like when I took my first psych class as an undergrad. I was convinced that I could be diagnosed with about 35 mental disorders....not that I probably couldn't be.

Put a magnet on it. Or some far-infrared material...

2010-02-19T23:05:37.314-07:00

Put a magnet on it. Or some far-infrared material. It'll be better. Better than anything a doctor will give you (and much safer too). Oh ya, I'll kiss you too (not your boo boo, though).

Oh, honey, I get it... especially if you're ta...

2010-02-19T15:53:25.453-07:00

Oh, honey, I get it... especially if you're talking about K, Quinn, or Alfed. Every sniffle, weird bark, seeping eye... everyone is dying. Hope you have managed to avoid amputation! XO.

I have got an idea which is far more fun.... take ...

2010-02-19T13:08:07.591-07:00

I have got an idea which is far more fun.... take a picture of your injury, post it on your blog and get us rookies to try and diagnose your ailments! Hurray!

Yes. If you ever don't want to sleep at night...

2010-02-19T12:03:37.845-07:00

Yes. If you ever don't want to sleep at night. Log onto webmd and type in something about yourself.

My Rx: Your mate needs to just kiss the boo-boo a...

2010-02-19T10:26:33.298-07:00

My Rx: Your mate needs to just kiss the boo-boo and give you a Popsicle.

P.S. This is why men don't give birth.

WebMD is on my list of things I don't allow my...

2010-02-19T10:25:10.564-07:00

WebMD is on my list of things I don't allow myself to do (it's actually the only thing on the list, but I digress). Your post reminds me of that episode of Seinfeld when George had the weird white thing on his lip and when he asked the doctor if it was cancer the doctor told him he needed to do some testing. George then said "I was looking for more of a 'Cancer! pssht, you don't have Cancer!"

if TLC is what you need, that's usually Dr MOM...

2010-02-19T10:16:57.055-07:00

if TLC is what you need, that's usually Dr MOM's job. unfortunately, no more TLC for me, as my mom died not quite 3 years ago. but i do stay away from those things. i only look to the web for my cat, just for reassurance that i don't live with a nutcase, that her behavior is..."normal"!?!
so, how's the leg now?
you should have put some ice on it to avoid excessive bruising and swelling...
too late now.
just keep the leg up.
you'll be fine!!!
(no, don't call me "mom"...)
:)~
HUGZ

so is this post your "Gordon Lightfoot" ...

2010-02-19T07:59:45.303-07:00

so is this post your "Gordon Lightfoot" moment?

WebMD is good for a lot of things, but they never, EVER tell you about this issue that can come up...hope you're okay Brahm.

http://www.articlealley.com/article_1362824_17.html

Oh...I have total empathy. I have looked up bumps ...

2010-02-19T07:53:09.603-07:00

Oh...I have total empathy. I have looked up bumps & coughs on WebMD & left the sight certain that I had Cholera, Plague or Chlamydia. I also had to give it up after working myself into a frenzy.

I have been enjoying your blog, young man.
2 terriers- Junior & Larry send butt sniffs to Alfred from Oregon!

They could take a note from the tele-health call i...

2010-02-19T07:33:32.053-07:00

They could take a note from the tele-health call in service: "you should go to ER to be sure..." regardless of what you've discribed.

I've died a thousand deaths on that site! I ha...

2010-02-19T07:17:33.281-07:00

I've died a thousand deaths on that site! I have vowed to stay far away from the Internet for a diagnosis. I can make myself nuts all by myself thank you.

Will this do, instead? Look Up Quotes. I especial...

2010-02-19T06:41:44.393-07:00

Will this do, instead? Look Up Quotes. I especially like the following quote by Stephen Wright, “Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture,” from this site.

I totally enjoyed your post. Thanks.

Yaya
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