Comments on alfred lives here: Gayzilla & More New Words

omg I'll never look at a cupcake the same way ...

2011-01-31T03:05:31.648-07:00

omg I'll never look at a cupcake the same way again...

@ Mreblogalot --- so a hoarder, huh? Good to know ...

2011-01-23T23:26:12.623-07:00

@ Mreblogalot --- so a hoarder, huh? Good to know I think...

@ tokenblogger --- probably deep frying the damn thing!

Turduckin, seriously? Oh, no! Are they putting t...

2011-01-23T07:45:15.970-07:00

Turduckin, seriously?

Oh, no! Are they putting the turduckin in one of those fryer things, too?!

Imagine there's a scientific name for hoarders...

2011-01-22T21:04:37.660-07:00

Imagine there's a scientific name for hoarders? I had no idea.

Almost makes me feel alright knowing that there could be an official name waiting for me out there (-:

I've always called those "turduckickens&q...

2011-01-22T11:36:16.605-07:00

I've always called those "turduckickens". And they are gross. It reminds me of that Austin Powers guy saying "Get into my belly little baby". Gross!

The Gayzilla and Cupcaker made me chuckle. As for...

2011-01-22T06:01:12.886-07:00

The Gayzilla and Cupcaker made me chuckle. As for the turducken, I've never tried one, but I've heard they're good. I think it's an abomination (and a vegetarian's worse nightmare). I mean, imagine that alive -- what would that look like? Not right.

That was mighty informative, but my first thought ...

2011-01-22T05:24:16.970-07:00

That was mighty informative, but my first thought was "wisdom of Sarah Palin" sounds like an insult that would go over the heads of those you're insulting. "Why Bubba, you have the wisdom of Palin." "Aw shucks, I dunno 'bout that, but much obliged!"

Oh my, learn something new everyday even if you do...

2011-01-22T03:15:00.602-07:00

Oh my, learn something new everyday even if you don't want too.. Thanks.. I think.

Take a shooting fart and put it in your pocket...

2011-01-21T21:56:31.961-07:00

Take a shooting fart and put it in your pocket...

Oops --- DENYCE --- sorry, typo! Fingers are faste...

2011-01-21T20:20:53.419-07:00

Oops --- DENYCE --- sorry, typo! Fingers are faster than brain sometimes....

@ Kevin --- yes honey, this is what I do online. T...

2011-01-21T20:20:04.757-07:00

@ Kevin --- yes honey, this is what I do online. This and reading Huffington Post and buying stuff.

@ Ray -- Alfie has not yet asked about puppy porn. I am guessing that day will come.

@ Lauren -- I didnt look up how they make that all work, cuz the idea of shoving one bird inside another bird and so on makes me wanna puke. I am brave that way.

@ Dence -- cannot picture Turducken, glad to hear your liked it, you are the first to say you have tried one! As for the Gayzilla's, I think if they are nice, the "zilla" lable may not apply???

@ Dazee -- yep, got queasy when I read the cupcaker thing too!

Ok my dad sent us a Turducken one year from some c...

2011-01-21T20:13:01.956-07:00

Ok my dad sent us a Turducken one year from some company in Louisana I think. Not only was it a chicken inside of a duck inside of a turkey but it was also stuffed with a cornbread stuffing which contained andouille, a very spicy sausage. It was surprisingly delicious and if I could afford to buy another I would. But I can't justify spending that much money on one.

Secondly we ran into a Gayzilla couple tonight in Petco who Brian used to work with. Nice guys but I am pretty sure one hasn't seen his toes in years let alone anything else below the chest.

Denyce

ok, just threw up a little over the cupcaker.

2011-01-21T18:36:45.128-07:00

ok, just threw up a little over the cupcaker.

Turducken... it starts with 'turd' how pro...

2011-01-21T18:16:32.402-07:00

Turducken... it starts with 'turd' how promising is that? Is it like the boat in a bottle question? Or the song about the hole in the bottom of the sea? How did the chicken get inside the duck, inside the turkey? I don't actually want to know.

Alfie, is ther no dog porn for you? I have to agre...

2011-01-21T18:07:17.030-07:00

Alfie, is ther no dog porn for you? I have to agree with Kevin on this one.

Ray

Really? This is what you are doing on the Interne...

2011-01-21T15:45:03.104-07:00

Really? This is what you are doing on the Internet?