tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-134830813707647265.post8193337643631589192..comments2014-08-24T22:43:42.555-06:00Comments on alfred lives here: Winter Driver Mad LibsBrahm Kornbluthhttps://plus.google.com/108254435819872474062noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-134830813707647265.post-35394894712249517462010-11-29T11:15:13.486-07:002010-11-29T11:15:13.486-07:00I love Mad Libs! I wrote my words down first with...I love Mad Libs! I wrote my words down first without reading your story cuz that is how it is s&#39;posed to be played. Here it is!<br /><br />Hello douchebag in the crazy Lexus beside me.<br /><br />Happy Winter!<br /><br />Yes its happier outside, and I shop it also. That being said, it is winter, we do hunt in Canada, so we should probably expect cold and sperm and squirrel monkeys.<br />Driving is obsessive in winter. We need compulsive tires. We need ice brains. We need zygotes. We need patience. And we need more time to get everywhere.<br /><br />I thought I would say hello, as the sun is so slow, and we are going to be beside each other for awhile now. Plus you are driving too fast and too close, so I may bathe you by accident.<br /><br />You looked schizophrenic today, my new friend. I can tell because you are picking too close, gagging too fast, and likely humping while you drive. So put down the banana split put down that loogie you are eating and pay attention.<br /><br />I am trying to masterbate carefully, and appreciate that you are too. I know we will all be psychotic that way.Nickihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13877564312244508811noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-134830813707647265.post-39001037893740486762010-11-28T22:53:21.173-07:002010-11-28T22:53:21.173-07:00Ha ha ha --- love the idea of using the F-word all...Ha ha ha --- love the idea of using the F-word all over the place. Not kid friendly, but hysterical!Brahm (alfred lives here)http://www.blogger.com/profile/11883394577835241921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-134830813707647265.post-86328541592979730922010-11-28T22:50:30.902-07:002010-11-28T22:50:30.902-07:00(Are we allowed to use the F word in the comment s...(Are we allowed to use the F word in the comment section here?) Anyhoo. I found the F word rather useful in this case, &#39;cause the way I see it, it can be a verb, a noun and an adjective!The Absence of Alternativeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05395320989489560756noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-134830813707647265.post-9015989213740528602010-11-28T21:27:25.903-07:002010-11-28T21:27:25.903-07:00OMG! Making up a Mad Lib abut that driver is too f...OMG! Making up a Mad Lib abut that driver is too funny and so very clever!meleah rebeccahhttp://mommamiameaculpa.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-134830813707647265.post-87283166685434725072010-11-28T19:44:40.942-07:002010-11-28T19:44:40.942-07:00@ Spanky - thanks so much, I am thrilled to hear y...@ Spanky - thanks so much, I am thrilled to hear your son loved this!<br /><br />@ Annie - classy as always my friend! And your technique definitely has its merits.<br /><br />@ Jim --- admirable self control. Gotta admit, while driving I still curse like crazy at all the morons on the road.Brahm (alfred lives here)http://www.blogger.com/profile/11883394577835241921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-134830813707647265.post-25945318609441262722010-11-28T19:18:50.446-07:002010-11-28T19:18:50.446-07:00Better way to react than lose it in front of her. ...Better way to react than lose it in front of her. Really, when you think of it why do we get so angry at other people&#39;s bad driving unless our life is in danger because of it. Be the bigger person and stay calm as you said. I know sometimes that is hard but two road ragers goes no where.<br />JimJabacuehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11199777195853274898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-134830813707647265.post-69309675434324740212010-11-28T14:15:09.052-07:002010-11-28T14:15:09.052-07:00You brainy git! Fancy coming up with that. I don...You brainy git! Fancy coming up with that. <br /><br />I don&#39;t know if you have it in Canada, but in the UK we have a fabulous combo to deal with arsehole drivers. <br /><br />It&#39;s called the &#39;wanker&#39; (a noun in the UK). You shout &#39;WANKER&#39; out the window and stick your hand out and gesture like you are giving a hand-job. Totally beautiful and dignified. I used it yesterday!Annie (Lady M) xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00086309578820420578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-134830813707647265.post-4332134486534585922010-11-28T13:32:41.427-07:002010-11-28T13:32:41.427-07:00Just for fun I pulled my 10 year old aside and did...Just for fun I pulled my 10 year old aside and did this particular Mad Lib with him. He loves you and wants you to come up with more. He&#39;s still laughing.Spankyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11336136519432986455noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-134830813707647265.post-56368746817516655552010-11-27T23:50:17.090-07:002010-11-27T23:50:17.090-07:00Fair enough, Shawn, I agree, the flipping them off...Fair enough, Shawn, I agree, the flipping them off thing has its appeal. And I always curse like a sailor when I drive!Brahm (alfred lives here)http://www.blogger.com/profile/11883394577835241921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-134830813707647265.post-22443173052808930892010-11-27T05:05:35.932-07:002010-11-27T05:05:35.932-07:00This is far too much work. I really prefer smiling...This is far too much work. I really prefer smiling and waving, then flipping them off. It&#39;s the shock value, I LOVE IT!!!Wicked Shawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15282245236349511047noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-134830813707647265.post-56328659058895295672010-11-26T20:33:38.328-07:002010-11-26T20:33:38.328-07:00Was I supposed to pick words at random? Because my...Was I supposed to pick words at random? Because my first line came out: Hello Cheese in the Blue Lexus beside me. The woman also ended up looking awful while eating a cat. You were trying to kill carefully but also threatened that you may kick her by accident. <br /><br />I love these things.Laurenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12082710284244037843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-134830813707647265.post-74585062621138548972010-11-26T10:14:02.414-07:002010-11-26T10:14:02.414-07:00I&#39;m sorry. This requires a functional brain a...I&#39;m sorry. This requires a functional brain and I&#39;m still pretty hungover from consumption of a toxic amount of food and drink from yesterday. ;)injaynesworldhttp://injaynesworld.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-134830813707647265.post-13260501524724292002010-11-26T07:39:32.177-07:002010-11-26T07:39:32.177-07:00Very clever!Very clever!Gigihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05467164195744234746noreply@blogger.com