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It is kinda funny, but also not sure how my gay/le...

2012-02-28T11:44:36.958-07:00

It is kinda funny, but also not sure how my gay/lesbian friends would react to a card like that. Would much rather find one that celebrated the couples love. I'm sad so few are available for same sex marriages.

For whatever reason, i was unable to post a commen...

2012-02-28T11:40:39.265-07:00

For whatever reason, i was unable to post a comment on your posters... which were incredibly hysterical.

I feel as though i didn't have a chance to see as many of these movies as i would have liked this year but loved the artist! Am dying to see the descendents. Happy for all the winners though i am a little tired of seeing meryl at the podium.... even though i do love her.

Lol @ sleepfarts on the couch :p

I want to fuck all of your guys! Not the husband, ...

2012-02-20T17:14:04.257-07:00

I want to fuck all of your guys! Not the husband, though, because that would be awk. I would have to add my fave celeb crush Jon Stewart- because smart and funny win EVERY TIME!!!!

Xoxoxo
M

I love you. Best recap post evah. Xoxoxo Marymac

2012-02-20T17:10:10.228-07:00

I love you. Best recap post evah.
Xoxoxo
Marymac

Exactly! Twenty plus years ago, he would have bee...

2012-02-14T22:26:31.538-07:00

Exactly!

Twenty plus years ago, he would have been black-balled out of the industry and never heard from again. Instead, he's revered.

What... The hell....

Love you and love this post. Oh, and I LOVE the ch...

2012-01-28T13:41:38.075-07:00

Love you and love this post. Oh, and I LOVE the chance to look at Brad. Thanks for the pics :)

Thanks for explaining funnyordie.com. I've won...

2012-01-27T21:36:29.906-07:00

Thanks for explaining funnyordie.com. I've wondered! Hart of Dixie sounds cute!

Shut up cunt

2012-01-20T19:45:02.300-07:00

Shut up cunt

Hey ticklebear you unedicated dick. Why don't...

2012-01-17T21:12:06.960-07:00

Hey ticklebear you unedicated dick. Why don't you get a real job. Grow up you sad excuse for a human. I should whoop your ass like I did two weeks ago.

Please remove that anonymous comment, and mine as ...

2012-01-15T03:10:47.582-07:00

Please remove that anonymous comment, and mine as well, leaving no trace there ever was an idiot around here...

Anonymous comments should be illegal...

My last name is Fuhrer, you jews have too much tim...

2012-01-15T00:18:24.141-07:00

My last name is Fuhrer, you jews have too much time on your hands. I just fed exed a couple of balistic missiles to palestine. Big eared idiots

I loved this post. Hag Sameach

2011-12-21T02:43:27.638-07:00

I loved this post.

Hag Sameach

Wow. She's really an asshole.

2011-12-11T23:05:23.099-07:00

Wow. She's really an asshole.

I have WAY more issue with a billboard showing som...

2011-12-03T07:09:26.319-07:00

I have WAY more issue with a billboard showing someone's hands down someone else's pants than 2 guys embraced. An embrace is an easy thing to explain to kids...even if it a bit more sexual than what they normally see people do. But they should not be able to look around and see society justifying them putting their hands down someone else's pants.

Not to be a negative Nancy or anything but pseudo-...

2011-10-16T15:43:54.951-06:00

Not to be a negative Nancy or anything but pseudo-celebs who "come out" after everyone and their mother has already speculated on or guessed they were gay and then try to make it seem as though it was all for the greater good just fucking irritate me. Like Ricky Martin or Wanda Sykes. If you can't or don't have the balls to START your career as an out and proud person then keep it to yourself. The world barely cares about these people as celebrities, what makes them think we care who they're fucking? And this guy, to invoke the name of a person who killed themselves as the reason they "saw the light" is just down right repugnant. So, what? You couldn't think of a single reason to come out until a total stranger killed themselves for reasons I can guarantee you and I will never understand? I call bullshit. Somehow it's enough for us non-celebs to simply, quietly and proudly live our truth but we're all supposed to clap and cheer because some cowardly 34 year old couldn't find the balls to come out until it was "socially relevant" to their career? Whatev's. He is a hottie, for a middle aged white guy, but where he sticks his dick doesn't require a press release.

Haha! Thanks for the chuckle. Of course my favorit...

2011-07-28T17:23:50.306-06:00

Haha! Thanks for the chuckle. Of course my favorite was the last one!

Once you move you never go back, being a city girl...

2011-07-11T04:33:52.253-06:00

Once you move you never go back, being a city girl meant I never wanted the house in the country. Until I stayed with a friend in a village in the middle of nowhere. I went into the garden and was greeted by frigging cows lol. I still work in cities but I live where my heart is. I never thought I'd be a jeans and wells girl but I like the peacefulness and dare I say it the chocolate box views that surround me when I pull back my curtains in the morning. Now if I could only get rid of the tractors first thing on my commute it would be the perfect mix ;)

LOL. I sorta like her. I'm not a BIG fan of an...

2011-07-03T14:59:01.292-06:00

LOL. I sorta like her. I'm not a BIG fan of anyone though, so I had not heard about her tattoo. :P

Happy Valentines... my blog tomorrow is about Gary...

2011-02-13T19:38:14.925-07:00

Happy Valentines... my blog tomorrow is about Gary, not the old man.. that's what happens after 7 years ;-)

I'm a big fan of someecards! Those really mad...

2011-02-13T18:22:30.161-07:00

I'm a big fan of someecards! Those really made me laugh. Happy Valentines Day!

I love the third one. At least you and your honey ...

2011-02-13T17:27:59.743-07:00

I love the third one. At least you and your honey are together in love, and that's what's really important. Everyday's a quiet celebration in a good marriage.

@Jayne -- well, I agree the chihuahua is cute, but...

2011-02-13T16:33:13.571-07:00

@Jayne -- well, I agree the chihuahua is cute, but so is the smirk!

@Aimee -- never heard that expression, and love the "front porch deal"!

@Jess -- 20, huh? Impressive.

Happy Valentine's Day, honey. I love you.

2011-02-13T16:32:57.853-07:00

Happy Valentine's Day, honey. I love you.

Yes! It's absolutely exclusionary toward sing...

2011-02-13T15:53:07.380-07:00

Yes! It's absolutely exclusionary toward singles. And I will airing my opinion about that in a post tomorrow. (Hence no Sunday Recap today.) But I still have my Magpie Tale up.

How's that changeover to Disqus attempt working out?

Nice list! My list grows longer by the minute. My ...

2011-02-13T12:12:11.328-07:00

Nice list! My list grows longer by the minute. My husband lovingly refers to me as his little slut! His list has two women on it...my list has like 20 men on it!
Jess