March 8, 2011

Oscars, Peeing Morons & Things That Annoy The Crap Out Of Me...

I am starting to think that I may be impatient and easily annoyed... nah, that couldn't be... except for these morons....

1- Much as I love the Huffington Post, what the hell is up with those oh so loud commercials? I do not care about the Evo, and while I am online late at night I do not need its loud commercial blasting with no off button. I curse you Arianna Huffington!


3- Stupid drivers, more specifically stupid parkers -- you paid for one spot, people, park your car in one spot!

4- When I was leaving work the other day, in blistering cold and snow, there was a moron in the covered parking lot with his pants down, peeing against a cement column. You are at a shopping centre with dozens of public washrooms, jerkwad. A couple of them are even clean. Use them.

5- Charlie Sheen.

6- The media obsession with Charlie Sheen.

7- To the producers of this year's Academy Awards -- I want my three hours and eleven minutes back. Really. Oh, and Ricky Gervais says thank you for making him look good.

8- The endless media coverage of the upcoming royal wedding. I mean they seem like nice enough kids, but really, who cares?

9- The little gremlins who scurry into my laptop at night and make weird stuff happen like snow and freezing screens and weird error messages and not sending emails.... aargh!

Okay, rant over... for now....


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