June 3, 2012

If I Was Your Gayfriend....

You know that any hit song by Justin Beiber is gonna inspire rip-off's, spoofs and satires, and here is one I really like.

This is a take on Beiber's current single Boyfriend, with lesbians singing If I Was Your Gayfriend...  I think they do a great job, it is clever and funny. The lyrics are below...



If I was your gay friend
You'd never let me go
We could go to gay bars
Dance to techno

Ladies leave your purse
I can carry your phone
I got cargo pants on
And they really hold loads
No, no No hate

We could hold hands and protest prop 8
I'm not a straight girl, but I know about shoes
Say hello to Grisafe in 3..2...
Straight

I'd like to have more breeder friends
Hey girl, let me talk to you
If I was your gay friend
I'd never borrow clothes
Tell you when you look hot
I'm gay so i would know
If you want to ditch a douche bag
Let's put on a show
If I was your gay friend
You could iron my polo
You could iron my polo

We could watch the cubs
We could watch the bulls
We could watch the bears
Chilling' in our flannels
If you want to start a fight
I got your back let's throw
You know I'm kinda scrawny
But I got you lesbro
Sruurd

Gay friend Gay friend
I could be your gay friend
You could be my straight friend
Til I steal your girlfriend
Sorry bro
She was kinda dykey
You can do better
Plus I think kinda liked me
Sorry

I'd like to have more breeder friends
Hey boy let me talk to you
If was your gay friend
You could call me bro
I could be your wing man
We could tag-team ho's
If you want hit a strip club
Tell me and we'll go
If I was your gay friend
We could share cologne
We could share cologne

So give me a chance
It's what we both need, yeah
Spend a week with this 'mo and you'll wanna fly pride flag
If I was your gay
I'd always say yeah
Let's go drink champagne and get you laid

If I was your gay friend
You'd never let me go
Party til the sunrise
All my girls and bros
I would be the lesident
Of all you straighty folks
Be just like Obama
Help acceptance grow
Help acceptance grow

(video by Sami Grisafe, found on The Bilerico Project website)