March 22, 2010

Dog Property Laws...



I saw this somewhere and totally loved it...
Here are the top ten dog property laws:

1- If I like it, it's mine.

2- If it's in my mouth, it's mine.

3- If I can take it from you, it's mine.

4- If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5- If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.

6- If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

7- If it just looks like mine, it's mine.

8- If I saw it first, it's mine.

9- If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10- If it's broken, it's yours...

24 comments:

TICKLEBEAR said...

ROTFLMAO !!!
AMEN to that, AMEN !!!
:D~
HUGZ

Lazy Pineapple said...

sooooo damn right :)

Very cute...My dog followed these laws to a T.

Tawnya said...

That is really cute!! And so true!

Matthew said...

No truer words ever barked.......

inannasstar said...

This is just for dogs? I guess that's why I get such weird looks ; )

The Maven said...

The same can pretty much be said for toddler property laws ;)

WannabeVirginia W. said...

That so cute. Same as our house rules with money. Its all mine. :)

Frau said...

I love it and it is so true!

Aunt Juicebox said...

You can get away with it when you're that cute!

RuthWells said...

Our dog would add, If I can hump it, it's mine!

Brahm said...

So it seems like these ring true for all our dogs... and apparently toddlers too!

And I love law number eleven, If I can hump it, it's mine!

Vodka Logic said...

I love it.. sounds like the laws of the teen too.

Rusty Hoe said...

So true. And they do it with such joy that you just don't mind. None of that hoity toity cat attitude.

Kate@And Then I Was a Mom said...

At my baby shower, someone gave me a plaque with those exact same words. Except it was titled "Top Ten Toddler Rules." Somehow, it's cuter for dogs. Take my word for it.

Stephen said...

Alfred... who represents you as counsel?
We don't know Canadian law, but we are worried for your rights!
Butt sniffs & licks,
Junior & Larry

Mrsblogalot said...

HAAAAAAA!!!! I loved these and have used several of them for myself- even # 11 (-: !!!!!!

Kyle said...

Nicholas and Katie concur. The laws have been spelled out correctly.

injaynesworld said...

I love those. On a ranch near where I live is this sign: "Young dogs, old dogs, several stupid dogs... Please drive slowly."

J@v@JuNKo said...

lol sooooo true, this is cute. I don't have a dog but I've had to play by their laws many times at my friends place!! If only I could live by these laws....

Life in the mom lane said...

I can verify that these rules are true- for dogs, toddlers, & teenagers. VERY cute post!

Kelly@TearingUpHouses said...

Hilarious! My dogs abide by every, single one of these rules!

Kelly

Stephen said...

If it smells really stinky...it is mine to roll around in.

Tiffany Harkleroad said...

My Dexter certainly follows these, especially when the object in question used to belong to the cat.

Mxdthingz said...

OMG... I Love this Brahm.. I am going to steal this and repost it on my blog.... very true!..

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