August 10, 2010

I am the frigging Wizard of Oz...

While waiting for the furniture delivery dudes, I took one of those lame brilliant quizzes on facebook, Which Wizard of Oz Character Are You?

It works the usual way, where you answer a bunch of quick questions: yes I like small fluffy dogs, yes I think life is complicated, yes I daydream, yes I like the movie Steel Magnolias, yes I like the colour green, and so on. So which Wizard of Oz character am I?

I am the all-powerful Wizard of Oz.

Hey, first reaction is I can sure live with that. Maybe one of the other characters would be more fun, especially as in the end the Wizard was all talk, but this is sure better than being one of those weird flying monkeys. Or a witch who is crushed by a house.

Then the explanation of my Wizard personality profile pops up:
You have multiple skills and personalities. You tend to take on more responsibility than you should. You are creative, but bordering on being full of shit.

Rat bastards. Wizard my ass...

12 comments:

Michael Rivers said...

So being you're the Wizard, will you grant my wish?

Rusty Hoe said...

A bitch slap from FB quiz? I would say I LMAOed but unfortunately despite my guffaws my arse is still very present :)

Lauren said...

Awww... I reacted the same way when I discovered I'm apparently Bella from Twilight. I'd rather be the flying monkey. Quizzes lie... THEY LIE!

Ray's Cowboy said...

Love to take that test. Can you post the test for me on the blog or email it to me. I think it would be fun.

If you are the wizard... what have you been doing behind the curtain???
Ray

Nicki said...

Here is mine. They couldn't be more off (except for the part where I would stand up for my friends and dog! The rest is BS! I think I AM the evil witch...or maybe the wizard? I'll trade ya!

You are Dorthy: sweet and innocent, but also kind and helpful. Your main priority is home and family. You are loyal and will stand up for your friends (and your doggie). You are timid and simple, but in the end, no match for an evil witch!

Ooph said...

What powerful wizard isn't full of shit really? It's what makes them great.

Carrie said...

Hey there! Just checked and your button appears to be working just fine. Were you able to fix it on your own? It looks great! Let me know via email if you are still having problems. oikology101 at gmail dot com

The Absence of Alternatives said...

LOL! I usually hate these FB games, tests, etc. But this one sounds like fun! I wonder what kind of insults are doled out to the other characters. Dorothy: blah blah blah. You are a slut when given the chance.

Mesina said...

:O Well that lying son of a facebook quiz!! I say we snap on our red slippers and kick that wizards quizzin' ass back to Oz.

That's practically sexy. x

insideoutandbackwards said...

Am I the only one that thinks he's one rubber glove away from being a proctologist in this picture?

Brahm (alfred lives here) said...

Ha ha Michael -- I guess that depends on the wish, as it always does....

And Ray sorry the quizzes on facebook are these multi-screen elaborate things, I think you have to go on there to give this one a try.

Ooh, the wizard as a proctologist... I smell Sequel!

Brahm (alfred lives here) said...

Hey Carrie - thanks for stopping by, and yes I finally figured the button out!

www.oikology101.blogspot - is Carrie's blog and my new guide on learning more about blogging!

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