According to the Wheels section of The New York Times, British police pulled over and arrested a former royal Air Force aeronautical engineer for driving drunk...
...for driving an effing BARBIE CAR drunk!
The car was an electric car designed for toddlers to scoot around their parents' living room, and this dumbass jacked it up and took it out for a spin. After a couple of shots, apparently.
The guy failed a breathalyzer test, a test he has apparently failed before, and now has had his license suspended for three years.
Hey, I know it's totally wrong, but it makes me laugh soooooo much!
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