April 27, 2010

My favourite news story so far this year...


According to the Wheels section of The New York Times, British police pulled over and arrested a former royal Air Force aeronautical engineer for driving drunk...

...for driving an effing BARBIE CAR drunk!

The car was an electric car designed for toddlers to scoot around their parents' living room, and this dumbass jacked it up and took it out for a spin. After a couple of shots, apparently.

The guy failed a breathalyzer test, a test he has apparently failed before, and now has had his license suspended for three years.

Hey, I know it's totally wrong, but it makes me laugh soooooo much!


Read about it @
http://wheels.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/04/19/man-convicted-for-driving-drunk-in-barbie-car/

11 comments:

Annie (Lady M) x said...

Phew, good job the British police are so vigilant - he could have mown down crowds of innocent people.... !!

Will Burke said...

LOOK OUT! He could scuff your shoes with that thing!

inannasstar said...

my kid drove over my toe in one of those things and it was bruised for weeks. Glad to hear the police are spending their time hunting down the real criminals instead of the rapists and gangsters. Whew, I bet the British are sleeping better knowing this numbnuts is off the streets.

Clare and Gary said...

There are no gansters and rapists in Britain... its very gentile and law abiding, hence no guns for British police... there is also no respect for anyone in authority, illegal immigrants everywhere (being given hand outs left right and centre) and the education system is in the toilet... bring on the gansters I say!

SharkBoy said...

Don't fuck with Barbie... that's all I have to say

Rusty Hoe said...

Didn't you know about the new "Barbie Gang" that is becoming such a problem in the UK, drink driving, head kicking with their feet that don't un-point, whipping people with their perfect, long blond hair. You don't mess with the Barbie Gang, they are bad arses.

bmat10 said...

Too funny

Brahm said...

I for one am very relieved this loser was caught.

Who knows what could have happened if he were on the loose? He could drunk drive his Barbie speedboat across the ocean, hop on his Barbie scooter to get across the continent, then get into his Barbie sportscar here and make our streets equally dangerous!

And who knows what the hell he would do to Barbie....

Michael Rivers said...

This is crazy!!

marymac said...

Oh there totally needs to be a "DRUNK BARBIE" doll now so I can get her for my birthday. She and Stripper Barbie can hang out in the Barbie hot tub. THANK YOU, GODS OF MATTEL!

injaynesworld said...

Yeah,this guy has "Barbie-banger" written all over him. Clearly, he's a product in-breeding. But what would do without these types to laugh at?

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