I know it's mean, but I love this! From the August 2010 issue of GQ...
Five Untrue Things About Sarah Palin:
5- She met Todd in an emergency room after shooting him from a copter.
4- She designed all of BP's offshore-drilling rigs.
3- Known as a bit of a reader.
2- She lactates light, sweet crude.
1- She's going to be president someday...