Good TV is good (that's you, Glee). Sometimes bad TV is good (that's you, Desperate Housewives). But annoying crap on TV, that is just wrong. And there is lots and lots of crap going around...
1- The stupid morons at our beloved Canadian television network CTV; it is 7.30 PM, we are halfway through the Jann Arden Free special running from 7 to 8 PM, and you dingbats run a commercial for what? Jann Arden Free tonight at seven... WE'RE ALREADY WATCHING THAT, YOU MORONS!
2- The stupid first-time home buyers on Property Virgins with peanuts to spend on their first home who whine when they don't get five bedrooms and four bathrooms and huge backyards and granite everything and swimming pools and every other amenity your mommy and daddy had. You should have seen my first place, it was sized for a smurf. I don't have the patience for you morons.
3- Fox News.
4- The beautiful skinny people on Brothers and Sisters who drive beautiful cars and live in big fancy houses and have all this free time because they apparently have no jobs to pay for their beautiful cars and big fancy houses. Yes I still watch this show. No I don't know why.
5- "Teen activist" Bristol Palin, currently competing on Dancing With the Stars. Bristol is a "Star" because she got knocked up at seventeen, and her Mom is a semi-celebrity semi-politician. And this week the younger Palin admits she forgot to vote in last week's midterm elections. I guess the votes on Dancing With The Stars are the only ones that really matter, huh Bristol?
6-Nameless sleeping canines who fall asleep on top of the remote control, and as they dream and snore and shift adjust the TV volume. Aaaargh!
7- Jennifer Grey whining.
8- The numbnuts producers of Bones. who released season 5 on DVD in October, weeks after the Sept 23 premiere. Isn't the DVD set so people can catch up and to promote the new season? You know, we have other options, we could all be watching Undercovers...
9- Okay we aren't watching Undercovers, cuz it is gone already. Which is good, it kinda blew. A lame attempt to recapture the charm of Hart to Hart without the charm of Hart to Hart. This was the most expensive pilot ever? Boring....