I don't have a vanity plate on my car. If I did, it would probably say alfredliveshere, except that wouldn't fit. Or maybe smartass, although I guess that is on a banned list somewhere.
Other people are more creative than me. Some fun ones:
- On a Smart Car, YA IMSLO (Yeah, I'm Slow): stay proud, little buddy.
- On a Porsche, GR8D8B8 (Great Date Bait): totally tacky, dude, even if totally true.
- On a White Ford Bronco, NOT OJ (referring to OJ Simpson chase): What, is it Hammertime? That time has passed, people, maybe something more current?
... and the obvious classy ones like FLASHME, LUV2FRT, and some others that mention the word swallow. Hmmm.... bird reference?
There is a fun gallery of 'best of the worst" vanity plates at http://www.driving.ca/edmonton/Gallery+Best+worst+vanity+plates/3830347/story.html