November 19, 2010

What's on your vanity plate?




I don't have a vanity plate on my car. If I did, it would probably say alfredliveshere, except that wouldn't fit. Or maybe smartass, although I guess that is on a banned list somewhere.

Other people are more creative than me. Some fun ones:

- On a Smart Car, YA IMSLO (Yeah, I'm Slow): stay proud, little buddy.

- On a Porsche, GR8D8B8 (Great Date Bait): totally tacky, dude, even if totally true.

- On a White Ford Bronco, NOT OJ (referring to OJ Simpson chase): What, is it Hammertime? That time has passed, people, maybe something more current?

... and the obvious classy ones like FLASHME, LUV2FRT, and some others that mention the word swallow. Hmmm.... bird reference?

There is a fun gallery of 'best of the worst" vanity plates at http://www.driving.ca/edmonton/Gallery+Best+worst+vanity+plates/3830347/story.html

11 comments:

Lauren said...

There's a cab in town with the license plate TYGOD4JC (Thank you God for Jesus Christ). I call it the Jesus Cab. When you get in, there are crucifixes and Christian music, but no complimentary blessing. Odd...

Kevin said...

Mine is MAGNETZ in reference to the Nikken Independent Wellness Consulting component of my home-based business, Be In Balance. It incorporates magnets, far-infrared, living water, and other natural energies to promote wellness in your life.

Mrsblogalot said...

OLDBTPD4 (Old but paid for)..just like me - HAA (-:

Have a great Thanksgiving Brahm!!!! Give that sweet Alfie a squeeze for me will ya? xooxo!

Miss Nikki said...

This is funny, when I saw the title of your post on my blogroll I thought "vanity plate" as in plate plate, like for eating, as in "what feeds your vanity" and I was all reading to come here and confess my sins of vanity... Oh well, for another post and another time I guess!

Cheers!

Aunt Juicebox said...

I've thought about getting a vanity plate, they are very prevalent here. Everyone who comes here to visit always notices how many you see on the road every day. I'm just not creative enough to think of one. ;P

Ray's Cowboy said...

on my truck there is nothing but reg plates. On the Jag, "Relax".

Ray

BosGuy said...

Oh brother that is fantastic.

Brahm (alfred lives here) said...

"Relax" is cool.

"OLDBTPD4" is awesome!!!

I so gotta think of a clever plate...

injaynesworld said...

At one time I was selling vitamin supplements and had a plate that said CHZ HLTH which was supposed to mean "Choose Health," except everyone thought it meant "Cheese Health," and thought I was some kind of food safety inspector. Big fail. No more vanity plate for me.

meleah rebeccah said...

Personally I've never had a vanity plate. The weirdest one I've ever seen said KUMTAKER. And if that person worked in a sperm bank that would be hilarious.

Brahm (alfred lives here) said...

Ok I gotta say KUMTAKER is shocking and crude, and so wrong, and yet so entertaining, and yes let's decide that person works in a sperm bank.

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