February 25, 2010

Gotta love Rita Rudner, part deux...


"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet our ruin our lives."
- Rita Rudner

13 comments:

Kevin said...

1 Beagle + 1 Havanese + 1 (future) Standard Schnauzer = 0 Children

Vodka Logic said...

You mean I should have chosen the dog..lol... No worries I love my kids

Bob said...

We chose cats and dogs over kids.
Less back talk and you don't have to pay for college!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

I love Rita Rudner! She tells it like it is!

Will Burke said...

We kept a dog alive & well for 5 months before "trying" for a child.

Michael Rivers said...

OMG. LOVE this! It's the reason I want a Yorkie.

Brahm said...

I love Rita Rudner... and as per the comment above by my future husband (Kevin), we have two dogs and are planning number three...

There are no human kids in the plans.

Paul Benjamin said...

Choose the dog! :)

Great quote. I don't know what I would ever do with a kid... haha

injaynesworld said...

That's just a ferocious quote. The dog -- of course!

Rusty Hoe said...

Dogs are way more pleasant and grateful than children. I have two teenagers available, free to good home.

bmat10 said...

When I'm asked why I don't have kids I simply tell people I did have a child, but it was alergic to the dog so I had to adopt the kid out.

WannabeVirginia W. said...

Dear Mr. Stoker, oh, wait! Not that Brahm. I kill me. You must get that all the time. Thank you for stopping by my circus! I hope you stay a while :)

I like your blog format, no lies I almost downloaded it.

Kids + Dog = Alcohol. Best Formula ever.

Wilmaryad Oscallas said...

Get one of each and name them the same. One "Cesar, sit!" will prompt both to obey.

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