May 7, 2010

These losers made Time`s Top 100 and I didn`t...


Time magazine has just announced their annual list of the 100 most influential people in the world, and I am not on it AGAIN...

The list includes the deserving and expected, and deserving and unexpected --- Barack Obama, Lady Gaga, Bill Clinton, Sandra Bullock, Steve Jobs, James Cameron, Sonia Sotomayor, Neil Patrick Harris, blah, blah, blah.

And Oprah is on there of course, which I assume is just automatic pilot for every power list in the friggin world.

Then there are those people who Time says are also among the most influential on the planet; The Bank of Canada's Mark Carney, Demi's husband Twitter dude Ashton Kutcher, Meet the Parents' Ben Stiller, author Suzanne Collins who I have never heard of, Alaskan quitter Sarah Palin, Twilight vampire Robert Pattinson, multiple politicians I've never heard of, teen singer Taylor Swift, the relevant-in-the-80s artist formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince, and volatile right-wing lunatic Glenn Beck.

Okay maybe these morons are influential... if so, that is just scary as all get out. I'm scaaaaared...

6 comments:

A Cuban In London said...

Lady Gaga? For what? Tackiest faux-lesbian video since Tatou? I'm glad to see Didier Drogba on the cover, though. I'm a Chelsea supporter and he happnes to play for the club. But I share your disappointment. You should be in there, too. Your blog is great.

Greetings from London.

Mrsblogalot said...

Did you just call Edward a moron?

I'm going to let that go because you had the good sense to bash Sarah Palin (-:

marymac said...

I think Lady Gaga is on there for inventing that unique shade of boxed Kraft Macaroni and Cheese hair color.

lol on Palin.

And I? Am going to let the Prince slam slide, just this once. Although I have to agree his influence is questionable- dude, he's Prince! He taught us about the automotive equivalent of the clitoris! THAT is legacy. Now I need to read the whole list- for perspective. Is Madonna on there? I might trade her for Prince.

Also, I think I should be on there- if they need a haggy housewife blogger who reviews leather slut paddles, I mean...

;) smooch!

R.J. In The 619 said...

Palin influential? I'd agree. When she endorses a candidate they always lose. Yesterday she gave former HP head honcho Carly Fiorina the kiss of death so Barbara Boxer is practically guaranteed re-election in November.

FabuLeslie said...

Ha! You sound like Stephen Colbert.

I can't believe you don't like Prince! Shocked and amazed. And Madonna is way more influential than Lady Gaga. Even now.

And Palin. Really? That woman is an embarrassment to women everywhere.

Midwestern Mama said...

OMG. Bill Clinton. I had such a hawt sex dream about him recently that now I blush when I see his picture.


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