What was it this time? It was Which Peanuts Character Are You. Yep, that's me, solving the problems of the world by taking facebook quizzes.
What was the information I delved deep into my psyche to provide? I like clear and sunny days, I don't like selling lemonade, I like all kinds of books, I like soup.
So based on all that empirical evidence, who am I?
I am Snoopy:
You are quiet and subdued, but these traits are balanced out (perhaps more than you might think) with your adventurous spirit, wisdom, and loyalty. You are a thoughtful person and people don't mind coming to you for some advice every now and then. You are playful and it always seems like you know what people are thinking, which makes you a great friend, and an even greater companion.
What the hell? I am quiet and subdued? Sure, I like the spirit and wisdom stuff, and I have my share of that crap, uh, those values, but quiet and subdued? Hmmm.
Once upon a time, I was an introverted insecure chubby shy kid with a stutter. Now, I have no self-censor chip and stuff just spews out. While there is some of that subdued quiet kid in there, I am pretty loud and booming now. Shouldn't that make me Lucy? Ah screw it, I will take Snoopy. While Charlie Brown got top billing, Snoopy was the star of the show, and if he had negotiated terms better, he sure would have made more money on merchandising.
So I took the quiz a second time, deliberately changing a bunch of my answers just to mess up the response. Like it is scientific anyhow. I was like one of those dumb jocks in high school who takes the multiple choice algebra test and chooses the answer "b" all the way through cuz he thinks it's funny. And yep I thought it was pretty clever. I'm deep that way.
So with all these new answers, which Peanuts character am I? Yep, Snoopy again. The quiet one. Uh-huh...