
As with previous royal weddings, there is merchandising galore, like Disneyland without the mouse ears. I've seen ads for jewellery, china, key chains, teapots, biscuit tins, t-shirts, clocks, teddy bears, coins, Kiss Me Kate beer, coffee mugs, thimbles, and even Will & Kate barf bags. Classy barf bags aside, this stuff seems predictable and tame to me. These ideas are way better...
1- Royal Family Condoms: protect your scepter with THE family jewels; hey, these kids have been living together for years, they gotta be using condoms, or...
2- Her Majesty Birth Control Pills: elegantly packaged in a crown-shaped pill dispenser.
3- Prince Charles and Camilla Bobblehead's: Hey their noggins are are pretty big anyhow, might as well stick them on a spring.
4- Duke of York Organic Dog Treats: why should Alfie be left out of the hoopla?
5- Howard Stern and Bette Midler's Video History of the Royal Family: because they'd be raunchy and funny as hell...
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