April 1, 2011

Love Happy Bunny, Hate These Jerks...

Sometimes people annoy me because they are stupid (Sarah Palin), or bigoted (Sarah Palin), or just goofy (hmm... Sarah Palin). And sometimes there isn't a really logical reason for the annoyance, it's just a visceral "I don't like you" kind of thing.

Happy Bunny makes me smile, and yes sometimes in a mean funny way. These other jerks do not make me smile. Some I have reasons for, others not so much... logic schmogic.

1- Rush Limbaugh: anti-woman, anti-gay, anti-choice, anti-Muslim ranter: Liberals should not be allowed to buy guns, nor should they be allowed to use computer keyboards or typewriters, word processors or e-mails, and they should have their speech controlled. If we did those three or four things, I can’t tell you what a sane, calm, civil, fun-loving society we would have."

2- Jarrod the Subway guy: Get a real job, dude.

3- Victoria Jackson: actress-turned-homophobe who gets press for saying things like: Did you see 'Glee' this week? Sickening! ...I don't care what is politically correct. Everyone knows that two men on a wedding cake is a comedy skit, not an 'alternate lifestyle'! There I said it! Ridiculous!

4- Halle Berry: yep she is beautiful, and gave a good performance in Monster's Ball, but what has she done for us lately? Crappy movies, endless commercials, and a vapid "I am rich and beautiful" gaze over the peons. Go away.

5- Donald Trump: Bad hair, bad ethics, cheesy Celebrity Apprentice, petty fights with other celebs, homophobic comments, and now a weird presidential run where is asking for Obama's birth certificate. You're fired.

And yes I have left "WINNER!" Charlie Sheen off this list... just too easy. Who annoys you?


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