2- Jarrod the Subway guy: Get a real job, dude.
3- Victoria Jackson: actress-turned-homophobe who gets press for saying things like: Did you see 'Glee' this week? Sickening! ...I don't care what is politically correct. Everyone knows that two men on a wedding cake is a comedy skit, not an 'alternate lifestyle'! There I said it! Ridiculous!
4- Halle Berry: yep she is beautiful, and gave a good performance in Monster's Ball, but what has she done for us lately? Crappy movies, endless commercials, and a vapid "I am rich and beautiful" gaze over the peons. Go away.
5- Donald Trump: Bad hair, bad ethics, cheesy Celebrity Apprentice, petty fights with other celebs, homophobic comments, and now a weird presidential run where is asking for Obama's birth certificate. You're fired.
And yes I have left "WINNER!" Charlie Sheen off this list... just too easy. Who annoys you?