Yep, I did it again... took another one of those damn Facebook multiple choice goofball quizzes... this one was Which Golden Girl Am I... and the answer to that all-important question was not a surprise at all.
I am Dorothy Zbornak.
For those of you not familiar with the characters on The Golden Girls, how the hell did you spend the 80s?
Dorothy, played by Bea Arthur, was according to Wikipedia, the "strong, sarcastic, sometimes intimidating, and arguable most grounded" of the girls. She was smart, blunt, quick-witted, and had no patience for morons. Which is a good thing, as so many people are morons.
The oh so scientific facebook quiz describes Dorothy as "tough as nails and witty as hell... You are an independent soul that stands your ground and lets people know where they can stick it if they do you wrong. Sassy and sarcastic, you keep people on their toes, but everyone always knows where they stand with you."
"I could have been living in a swinging singles condo instead of with... oh, I better not say anyting before my morning cup of coffee... (take a sip) ... a slut and a moron... sorry, I guess it's decaf."
I'll take it! I am Dorothy... except for the mumu's, sandals and shoulder pads, that look so does not work for me!
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