Some days my life is happy and swell and warm wonderful, when you expect little Disneyesque animated birds to appear and start singing.
However, more often people annoy the crap out of me:
1- Touchy feely flight attendants. Warm is one thing, intrusive another. Go away.
2- Movie previews that show the whole damn movie, including all the funny parts. That is you, Jennifer Lopez's baby comedy The Back-Up Plan.
3- Drunk dinner party guests who insist on more wine. And belch at the table. And nap. It is awkward and inappropriate and, well, fun to watch on TV. See Dinner Party Wars.
4- Old people who slowly dig for exact change at the checkout.
5- Traffic circles.
6- People who stand too close to me in line for the ATM machine.
7- The genius who decides package quantities are 8 hot dog buns, 12 hot dogs.
8- TV critics who think they know better (hello and goodbye Lone Star...)
9- When cable craps out mid-show on something I want to see, like last night's Britney episode of Glee. You can deliver 800 channels of crap, Survivor, Fox news, and porn, but this you cannot do? And yes, the Britney episode of Glee..