So I got him outside, scrubbed out the mat and the kennel. And next I did what everyone would do. I googled "dog shit". No particular reason, it just occurred to me as something interesting to do. And yes I tend to obsess. A little...
Here are the top hits:
1- Hot chicks picking up dog shit
2- Dog shit on bed - video
3- Osama dog shit - Bin Laden funny pictures
4- Dog shit - uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
5- You Tube - dog shit
6- Internet vigilantism
7- Dog shit girl (a Korean performer)
9- Dog shit taco
10- Dogshit in Amsterdam
Okay, so I guess the videos make sense, people upload every crazy damn thing (I blame America's Funniest Home Videos). And Dog Shit Taco is just wrong. So is someone calling herself Dog Shit Girl.
Every dog gets sick. Hell, every person gets sick. Someday my lucky lucky husband may be diapering me. And yes I googled it, and yes I am writing about it. But I have standards...
And, uh, number one, Google people? Hot chicks picking up dog shit? No symbolism or hidden meaning there. I know cuz I clicked through. This is a real site that some twit set up. It is a collection of pictures of attractive smiling women doing you-know-what. For instant anywhere access, you can follow them on twitter.
And I think I waste my time? Clearly I am a friggin Einstein by comparison. Yep, I feel a whole lot better now...