But those assholes annoy me. Their math is evil. A serving is 50 grams. A bag is 225 grams. So a bag is a nice round easy-to-share 4.25 servings. Makes it easy to do the math about calories and carbs, huh? Couldn't the bag be 200 or 250 grams? Nah, too easy. Hey, you could always count chips - a serving is 26.
Other stuff pissing me off lately...
1- The dude who sat beside me at the Air Canada Maple Leaf Lounge, farting and smiling, farting and smiling, farting and smiling. Doing it with rhythm does not make it ok.
2- Car alarms.
3- People who say "guns don't kill people, people kill people." No jerkwad, guns kill people. Elastic bands don't kill people. Guns do.
4- People who drive waaay below the speed limit. If you want to go that slow, you can effing walk. Pull over, give your keys to someone who knows how to drive, and get marching.
5- SUV's with racing stripes.
6- Melvin Bleckman. I do not know you, so when sites like facebook and mediate.com auto sign me in as you, it annoys me. Not your fault. I still blame you.
7- The short falls of spell check. I intended to send out a group email about french-cuff shirts yesterday, and instead sent out an email about french-cuff shits. Oops.
8- People who talk on their cell phones in public washrooms. Hey buddy in the cubicle beside me, I CAN HEAR YOU! And this week, the jerkwad in the cubicle beside me was taking a conference call from the can. Real classy, buddy, real classy....