1- People who don't pick up their dog poop. Literally. It's gross, people, and this is coming from a dog lover.
2- Every local TV station in Edmonton, where every show is an hour later than other cities. Why can't you morons adjust for time zones, everyone else does.
3- Sarah Palin. You are annoying, hypocritical, and dumb as a plank of wood.
4- Levi Johnston. Even Sarah Palin doesn't deserve you.
5- Anyone named Gosselin. Just go away. Please.
6- The world's cutest dog climbing on my keyboard as I type.
7- That same cute dog stretching up and licking my glasses as I try to type around him.
8- The producers of "Brothers and Sisters". I loved your show, and you are now sucking the life out of it.
9- Gay celebrities who stay in the closet (rhymes with Bandersoon Booper).
10- The expression "You can't have your cake and eat it too." Why the hell not? Why would I go to all the effort of buying a cake if I couldn't eat the damn thing?
11- Head cheese (it's not cheese, and it's disgusting).
12- Standard iPod earbuds.
13- Elisabeth Hasselback.
14- People with outdated and unacceptable hateful views --- racists, sexists, homophobes, misogynists, anti-semites, people who say "waaaazup".
15- The producers of "Dancing with the Stars" --- who they hell are these people? Have you looked up the word 'star'?
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