January 21, 2011

Gayzilla & More New Words

There is so much to be learned on the wide world of the interweb!

And after you push through Sarah Palin's wisdom, Britney Spears wannabe fan sites, amateur porn, and British lottery scams, there's a whole lot of learning out there, including words and jargon that were new to me:

Gayzilla
A disparaging term for an extraordinarily large homosexual man who is considered aesthetically unpleasing. Yep, it's rude, and as we bridezilla everything, it makes sense in an insulting kind of way.

Negrobilia
This was one from Whoopi Goldberg on The View, describing her collection of art and mementos from black American history relating to steroetypes of black people, such as signs saying "No coloreds allowed" and "Aunt Jemima Cookie Jars". I don't get the 'why' on this one, maybe to celebrate how far they have come?

Ninja Generation
No income, No Job, No Assets: the young working generation of today, from Wall Street 2. And yes this was my only takeaway from that totally crappy movie.

Chimpire
The term used to describe China's extended reach into the rest of the world. The word comes from a combination of the country China and "Empire". Sounds vaguely racist to me.

Turducken
A roast dish consisting of a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey. Um... ewww?

Disposaphobics
Scientific name for hoarders.

Cupcaker
Some one who farts into their cupped hand then offers it to the nose of some one else. That is so far beyond gross...

16 comments:

Kevin said...

Really? This is what you are doing on the Internet?

Ray's Cowboy said...

Alfie, is ther no dog porn for you? I have to agree with Kevin on this one.

Ray

Lauren said...

Turducken... it starts with 'turd' how promising is that? Is it like the boat in a bottle question? Or the song about the hole in the bottom of the sea? How did the chicken get inside the duck, inside the turkey? I don't actually want to know.

Dazee Dreamer said...

ok, just threw up a little over the cupcaker.

Anonymous said...

Ok my dad sent us a Turducken one year from some company in Louisana I think. Not only was it a chicken inside of a duck inside of a turkey but it was also stuffed with a cornbread stuffing which contained andouille, a very spicy sausage. It was surprisingly delicious and if I could afford to buy another I would. But I can't justify spending that much money on one.

Secondly we ran into a Gayzilla couple tonight in Petco who Brian used to work with. Nice guys but I am pretty sure one hasn't seen his toes in years let alone anything else below the chest.

Denyce

Brahm (alfred lives here) said...

@ Kevin --- yes honey, this is what I do online. This and reading Huffington Post and buying stuff.

@ Ray -- Alfie has not yet asked about puppy porn. I am guessing that day will come.

@ Lauren -- I didnt look up how they make that all work, cuz the idea of shoving one bird inside another bird and so on makes me wanna puke. I am brave that way.

@ Dence -- cannot picture Turducken, glad to hear your liked it, you are the first to say you have tried one! As for the Gayzilla's, I think if they are nice, the "zilla" lable may not apply???

@ Dazee -- yep, got queasy when I read the cupcaker thing too!

Brahm (alfred lives here) said...

Oops --- DENYCE --- sorry, typo! Fingers are faster than brain sometimes....

BeckEye said...

Take a shooting fart and put it in your pocket...

Vodka Logic said...

Oh my, learn something new everyday even if you don't want too.. Thanks.. I think.

Will Burke said...

That was mighty informative, but my first thought was "wisdom of Sarah Palin" sounds like an insult that would go over the heads of those you're insulting. "Why Bubba, you have the wisdom of Palin." "Aw shucks, I dunno 'bout that, but much obliged!"

ajm said...

The Gayzilla and Cupcaker made me chuckle. As for the turducken, I've never tried one, but I've heard they're good. I think it's an abomination (and a vegetarian's worse nightmare). I mean, imagine that alive -- what would that look like? Not right.

Linda Medrano said...

I've always called those "turduckickens". And they are gross. It reminds me of that Austin Powers guy saying "Get into my belly little baby". Gross!

Mrsblogalot said...

Imagine there's a scientific name for hoarders? I had no idea.

Almost makes me feel alright knowing that there could be an official name waiting for me out there (-:

tokenblogger said...

Turduckin, seriously?

Oh, no! Are they putting the turduckin in one of those fryer things, too?!

Brahm (alfred lives here) said...

@ Mreblogalot --- so a hoarder, huh? Good to know I think...

@ tokenblogger --- probably deep frying the damn thing!

J@v@JuNKo said...

omg I'll never look at a cupcake the same way again...

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